Push pineapple

Apparently having a pineapple in a blip counteracts a good moan.

Is this because it's tropical, it looks funny, it is associated with holidays, cocktails, Wham and The Man From Del Monte.

I ask you?



Well, I reject this jolly pineapple (which i've hacked in half with a sharp knife and fed to filthy hungry boy-children) and all it stands for.

But not before i've banged my head against a wall whilst listening to this.