Fish Therapy, Playa Del Ingles

We've moved hotel to laya Del Ingles and we're missing Las Palmas already.
The flight over to Gran Canaria was one of the most horrid I've ever been on with brits being very drunk and extremely loud and abusive.
What is it with us? I've flown all over the world and no other country behaves like us...
Anyway they've all ended up here in Playa Del Ingles which is a downmarket strip of sand with no shade and shack type eating places and bars all competing for the steam of sun burnt toursits waddling by.
Weird place.