Would you not think that if you're told to collect your order on Tuesday, you could go along to the shop at 11.00 in the morning and pick it up?
But no you can't, because, silly person, the shop doesn't get it's delivery of orders until 5.00 p.m. and you are supposed to go and get it on the way home after work. But I don't work I said. If you don't work you could have it delivered to your home during the day. (Paying postage I assume.)
No problem, said the  assistant, if you don't work you can come back tomorrow.

I was cross.

So, to save the day and my sanity, I took the dogs to Nairn Beach.