What a legend!

Shortly after i returned home from rehabilitation my sister very kindly wrote to Usain Bolt, asking for a signed photo; before I knew it, it was up on my windowsill! I honestly can't believe 'the' fastest man in the world wrote to 'me' Rafi Solaiman?!



An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.


"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.


"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."


"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.


"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".