It ain't even easter.

These Swiss are crazy. *taps head like Obelix did "toc toc toc"*

NB - for those confused, these are hard-boiled eggs and that's how you buy 'em in Swizzle. Dodgy banking, chocolate, clocks, yodelling, fondue, CERN, Dadaism, cheese with holes and multi-coloured eggs.

"toc toc toc"