Owl? Flame? Poo?

I have a friend who hides little sticky eyes around the house to startle her partner (we had a pair that were on the wall in the shower to catch him by surprise on a visit). This little EDF poo* came through the letterbox the other day, and I think he should take on the role of the eyes and start hiding around the house.

*I'm sorry, he will always be a happy little turd, in my opinion.