Daddy Poor Legs

If you are about to set fire to something, and someone says to you: "Be careful, there's a can of petrol over there." Do you:

a) Be careful
b) Pour the petrol and set it alight

Unfortunately, the idiot my dad had the misfortune to be with opted for B, and this is the result. Even though my dad was walking away from the explosion, the fire caught him on the back of his legs and he had to have a skin graft.

Somehow or another, the idiot managed to get away with only losing his eyebrows.