Dental dilemna.

Just had a check up at the dentists.

He's looking into my mouth (where else)
and I'm staring into his eyes, thinking
Why aren't you sexy?
He should be, he's attractive.
But he just doesn't have, that thing.
At all. Just really, really, doesn't.

Teeth given all clear, brilliant.

Then he charged me 60 quid. 60 quid!

Maybe he could see into my mind too.