Condensed Beer

Here's how to make it; 1. Place a bottle of beer in the freezer to cool down quickly because you fancy an ale 2. Forget all about it until the following morning 3. Clean the spilled frozen beer from the frozen peas and the ice cubes 4. Remove bottle top and invert bottle into a glass. 5.Leave for approx 30 minutes 6. Remove bottle 7. You should now have a small amount of condensed beer...probably somewhere in the region of > 15%abv?!!