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We have a phrasebook. It contains useful gems such as:
Were is my bag?; How do I eat this?; How much is the fine?; Here is my E111 form; What is this dish like?; Where is reverse gear?; The cooker does not work.; I need a double room with a bed for a child.; I'll be fucked if I'm paying for that.
I made the last one up. But I feel it would be more useful in day to day life.