Respect The Water

This big block of water demonstrates how stupid it is to jump into the Thames from Tower Bridge for a stunt, as an idiot did a few weeks ago. 
He started off all cocky and "Look at the crazy thing I'm about to do" and end up all wheezy and remorseful in a hospital casualty department after being pulled out of a river that was steadily carrying him off downstream.
I'm not linking to his YouTube clip, because as I said, he's an idiot.
 
 
TRY PUSHING THIS
1 TONNE OF WATER.
NOW IMAGINE IT'S PUSHING BACK,
TRAVELLING FASTER THAN AN
OLYMPIC SWIMMER.
YOU CAN TRY AND FIGHT AGAINST IT.
BUT YOU'LL TIRE WAY BEFORE THE WATER DOES.
THE STRONG, POWERFUL CURRENTS
Around The Thames
ARE
DANDEROUSLY UNPREDICTABE
DON'T LET
THE
WATER
CATCH YOU OUT.