Beefcake!

The bovine neighbours are back. 

Including this mahoosive guy!

We were losing the light and I was quickly losing my nerve. Within a couple of seconds I was legging it, like a (podgy) gazelle, back home to relative safety. I'd estimate that those few strands of wire would have held up his charge for less than no time at all and then I'd have been late. 

As in "the late Turts".