What's yours is mine

Ok so the human has a new Flatmate,and I thought it best this morning to show her how I roll.If you think I can't eat two helpings of cat food and still want your boiled egg in the morning then you are deluded.Plus,if you are going to eat it right in font of my face,then really you are asking for it.I have big pink paws, and they are all the better for reaching your boiled eggs with! I do this sort of patting gently in the air towards the food of my choice to tentatively test the waters,then I land it on the plate quickly so the humans don't have time to think. Tactics.Going out now to lick
the yolk of my paws.When you've got something else you don't want me to eat ill be back:) yum x