Robin Hood festival

Today me and my great dad went to Sherwood Forest where they held the annual Robin Hood festival. It's great because we only live 20 mins from it. And there was so much to see and do; loads of people had stalls selling medieval merchandise. It was really good but there was way too many kids. I think I might just be growing out of it. I was the only teenager there! We also went to the fun fair, next to the festival. We mostly went on the 2p machines. I had to wash my hands after, I hate to think of all those germs on those coins.

Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.