Shuttlecock!

Tonight I played Badminton with my mate Jon Busby

We were a bit pikey and scoured the courts at the University for discarded Shuttlecocks because my dog Toby had eaten my good ones and all I had on me were cheap ones that flew like rockets.

One man's rubbish is another jayman888's gold.

Proper feather shuttlecocks too. We killed them even more. That's how good we are.