Builders everywhere

Today we had the following in our house, all by 8am:
3 UK power men,
2 builders,
2 sparks,
1 plasterer,
1 labourer,
1 plumber,
2 family members decorating
... and a partridge in a pear tree. (Okay I may have lied about that one!).
So we left. Tent now pitched in Camber Sands and I have a working hob, all good!