Imagine the scene....

Roy dropped me off at Carrefour, he went to get petrol. 

We needed a new ironing board, found one 'we' liked, bought an extra cover and a new 'throw' for his chair.  Paid for these items, Roy went to put the items in the car, I ordered coffees, sat down and waited, and waited, and waited.  I saw him wandering round the car park with the ironing board, cover and bag with the throw in it under his arm, he couldn't remember where he had parked the car.

Eventually he found the car, the reason he had 'missed' it, was because he had reversed it into a parking spot and kept walking passed it!!!!

Enough said!  Now off to have a glass of Sangria.