TheWorldIsABeautifulPlaceAndIAmNoLonger

“Can you swim?" said Victor. One of the cavern's rotting pillars crashed down behind them. From the pit itself came a terrible wailing. 
"Not very well," said Ginger. 
"Me neither," he said. The commotion behind them was getting worse. 
"Still," he said, taking her hand. "We could look on this as a great opportunity to improve really quickly.” 
Terry Pratchett