Frankenstein cows

According to the BBC news, the Scottish government has announced a ban on genetically modified crops, after ministers said they were not prepared to "gamble" with the nation's £14bn food and drink sector.


This is probably the sort of thing that is causing the government to worry. At a top secret breeding establishment, not far from Newburgh on Ythan, scientists have successfully produced a breed of genetically modified cows that can live and flourish on nothing but stones and water!