Who's Shy?

You would be forgiven for thinking it's me.  But I isn't shy, I just had an itchy eye, that's all.

We've been a bit naughty today, Me 'n Ern.

We've discovered this great new game.  We sit side by side with our noses against the gap under the side gate.  And then we bark at anyone who dares to walk past on OUR footpath.

For some reason, unbeknownst to Me 'n Ern, SHE didn't like the game at all.  And do you know what she did?  She came and stopped us.

Rotten old spoilsport.

Actually just between you and me, she's grumpity today.  I don't know why.  I don't think she knows why, but I don't dare  say anything, or I'll get scolded.

In the meantime, I'll stay quiet and just look cute. 

It's the bestest way.