Deck chair...

Now forgive me if I'm mistaken, but when you put a sign in front of something saying 'do not touch' the first thing I want to do is touch it. A big red button that says 'do not press' then I seriously want to press that button. Grass with a sign that says 'keep off', yup, I'm there standing on it.

It could well be that I'm just that sort of rebel but if you put a mahoosive chair in the middle of George Street during the festival and stick a sign under it saying 'do not sit on me', what do you expect the likely outcome to be?!