Let them eat cake

Of all the mementos that the kids brought back after five years in France, I have to say that the lifelike Nicolas Sarkozy mask is the one I understand the least.

Yes, it's hilariously funny when they put it on (preferably after a break of a couple of months) and scare the living daylights out of Mme Tepeka. And yes, it'll come in handy if either of them ever decides to rob a bank. But frankly, a lifelike Carla Bruni mask would have been a much better choice, I'm sure you'll agree.