What are YOU Looking at?

And why are you always pointing that thing at me?
I really don't appreciate having my privacy invaded this way.
And could you please improve the flow of water in this pathetic excuse for           
                         a fountain?
I have to tip my head way back with every sip just to swallow. 
Then I have to turn it around backwards to make sure nobody else is 
                         spying on me (extra photo)  
I And I have to hang on the the edge of this tiny rock by my claws.
Because you don't provide the right amenities around here.
 I may have to go back to the oak trees if you don't shape up!