Guitar

Listen... I know that this is true because it happened to a friend of a friend...

A couple were in their car, in the middle of the night. The dark and stormy night. And they stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. He was carrying a large case. They even joked that it might have contained a body! If only it was as innocent as that...

As the hitchhiker opened the the back door and started to put his belongings in the car, the music on the radio was interrupted by a newsflash. There was an escaped Axe-man on the loose! Something made Dana yell at Chip to put the car into gear, to drive away, to drive away NOW!

They left the surprised-looking hitchhiker by the side of the road with his case in his hand. The case which, they could now see, looked horribly like a guitar case.

And, in the morning, they found - on the back seat - a cassette which, when they played it in the car's stereo, turned out to contain recordings of the most catchy riffs of all time - hundreds of stone-cold, killer hooks.