Professor Trelawney

Valerie borrowed a book on Tarot reading from the local library. According to her reading, my past is "ugh," my future is "ooh" and my present is "ah." If I get angry at everyone, nobody will like me, but if I smile at everyone I will be popular. I always try to find the right answer. I won't turn to the "dark side" even when everybody tries to put me there. I will mostly get whatever I want, but sometimes I won't get what I want. The overwhelming impression which everybody has of me is that I am going to have an accident; not one huge accident but a constant stream of minor accidents. Isn't it amazing how these tarot cards can be so specific?