Budge over mate!

I have not got a £$%^& clue whether he/she/it was asleep, dead, or just dead drunk - It sat there while I picked all the nearby, whole, fruits. It's about that dead time - when my "Volunteer" summer crop behind the greenhouse (Appeared from who knows where) and also the leftover canes from last years Autumn fruiting are slowing down their yield and the true Autumn ones aren't on stream yet.