Cock-eyed

Out and about with a professional for some emergency camera lessons before school starts in earnest. 

He might look the part, but it turns out he hasn't a clue where to point the camera (see extra), despite it being big enough not to miss. Which is why he ended up posting some crappy shot from Portobello. That bloke's not even smiling for the camera. 

And the ice cream was pathetically small, by the way. 

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