Night bus

Night bus etiquette. A few practical tips.

Eating is permitted, no matter how urgently or noisily. Picking one's nose isn't.

Text-messaging/phoning one's ex-girlfriend while drunkenly convinced that she too must be feeling extremely horny at 3.30am and would love the surprise of your text-message/phone call/visit is not encouraged but acceptable. Smashing one's neighbour's head in the window to steal his mobile phone isn't.

Spilling one's drink is frowned upon but acceptable. Urinating or vomitting on the bus while it is in motion isn't.

Please check yesterday's portrait of Ciaran. It is much better than the night bus.
I was sober when I took the shot in the pub...