Bleep bleep seagulls bleep bleep shotgun

THIS is what met me when I got to the car after work today. When I parked, the car was reasonably clean except for the normal thousand or so splattered flies after coming back from Liverpool

I recently saw a comedian (NOT the politically correct kind) at a 25 th wedding aniversary who described Rhyl as 'the place seagull fly upside down as there is nothing on the ground worth sh**ing on' - HE WAS WRONG - they just wait until they find this car park and re-create the American formation bombing concept from World War 2