Grandad's Birthday

The idea for my grandad's birthday present this year was slightly unusual, and won't make much sense to anyone that doesn't know him. All I can say is he'll find it useful!
- Especially when he usually doesn't use or appreciate proper presents.


In a box that my sister and I decorated rather extravagantly, we put some items that relate to him, or that he always talks about. The box contained - some pickled onions, ginger nuts, two cans of special brew, some Araldite glue, a sausage roll, tomato sauce, and midge repellent. Oh, and that all important bottle of bleach, which we put in a wine bag, hoping he'd think it was wine at first.


...Don't ask!