Ghost train

She buys a ticket cause it's cold were she comes from
she climbs aboard because she's scared of getting older in the snow
love is a ghost train rumbling through the darkness

so Monday, i know what you're thinking, football!
I'm at work all day, don't worry it's monday football later
It rained a little while i was at work, don't worry it's monday football later
I was running late for my train and had to rush and stress myself, don't worry it's monday football later
sitting on the train, get a call to say football is cancelled. don't worry it's monday footba....oh

"exscuse me sir, can you tell me what time the train on platform 3 gets in?"
"what train do you mean m'boy?"
"why the train on platform 3 that comes here every week"
"Boy, there hasn't been a train on these tracks in near thirty years"
"Jeepers!"