Guindalense Futebol Clube, Porto

If a Jarvis is crossing a bridge and spots a promising bar on the side of the far hill, he will investigate - whether it's stairs or a funicular that gets him there. Helicopters would come in handy sometimes, but few if any Jarvs are that rich. The Guindalense Futebol Clube bar in Porto has a splendid view of the river Douro and prices that any fellow helicopterless Jarvises will find most amenable. It's also well enough away from the tourist bars of the Ribeira area that you're unlikely to encounter anyone but locals there - always a quality worth seeking out.