Look at me.

Blip was taken of a pigeon sitting on the back of an Iguana lizard in a park in Guayaquil, Equdor.

I feel that I've been in a Fawlty Towers script today. Guayaquil is a seaport of 3 million people. They operate at a slower pace and seem completely disorganised compared to western values. Nonetheless the city is clean and reasonably modern.