Barnstorming Recipe
Ingredients:
4 Rollason Turbulent Aircraft
4 air display pilots
4 ground crew
1 van with tool kit
2 limbo poles with bunting
1 Wendy house (Chateau de les Turbulent)
12 Flour bombs (plane flour)
4 bangs (explosives)
18 helium balloons
1 empty duvet
12 chocks
40 Litres of AvGas
1 litre of oil
375 miles driven by ground crew
4x Little Chef cooked breakfasts for crew
16 cups of tea
4 sticky buns
1 ice cream
Method:
1. Separate rain showers and tree tops from four Turbulents.
2. Neatly display the aircraft keeping the crowd in view.
3. Wave enthusiastically at the excited crowd.
4. Repeat method 1 in reverse.
5. Blend pilots and beer in a pub.
Tips:
Recommended temperature sunny and fair. Protective clothing required for malfunctioning flour bags.
Ground crew supervision of pilots at all times to ensure tea and AvGas levels remain at the required level.
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