Stress Fleet

These are those Stress things that business leave with us, parked on my desk. I've never squeezed one in stress as such, but they have been seen to fly at very high speeds across the room on occassion. Now that's some stress relief - whooooosh, unpredictable bounce off door, ricochet onto wall/desk/colleagues head (lol). I feel better already.
They will also be used to re-enact car accidents (for actual work would you believe), or to demonstrate the proper way to land a Boeing 747 jumbo jet...on a mousepad. It's not as easy as you think. There are obstacles; the in-basket, computer monitor, and when the desk fan is blowing, you've got cross-winds to contend with, and if you over-shoot the mousepad...well, you're straight into the keyboard aren't you.