Delightful

"I only drink Champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad
Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone
when I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty"

I am very partial to a nice pint of Woodpecker, but champagne is still my ultimate favourite drink.