CROSS KEYS

Ahoy Matey . . . today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day me hearties . . . well blow me down !

After a morning grog or two from my local lubber, I was smartly into the party mood for a quick hornpipe. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. Oo arrrrrgh !
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
This pirate sign of the Cross Keys hides a secret location so come and show me how ye bury yer treasure !
UPDATE . . .Shiver me timbers - Japan have just beaten South Africa in Rugby World Cup - what a turnup for the books and a grand sight. That SA Team Coach will be walking the plank tonight !