Who me?

Dave says it wasn't him who stole the bacon box from the recycling bin. He looks the picture of innocence, not.

In other news, I have my own chariot :) Martin bought me a granny rocket with a top speed of 4 mph and a range of 10 miles. 0-60? Only achievable vertically!

Customisation so far: blue panels changed to graphite grey, a comfy cushion and a gorillapod attached to the handlebars to mount the weatherproof camera. Future plans include either glitter flames or sparklies!