What do you do on a filthy rainy day..

I'll tell you what ... You try and get two cocker spaniels and a border terrier to imitate race horses down at the aptly named Stratford Upon Avon racecourse ...
Of course it went swimmingly and they did exactly what they were told ... NOT ... I couldn't even get them all looking at me at the same time !!! Sadie buggered off and rolled in something nasty .. Billy the BT kept sniffing Bentleys bum and Bentley chased the grounds men in their truck ... Excellently behaved canines ....
Hold the front page I MADE MR W A HOME COOKED HEALTHY EVENING MEAL... He's in shock ....