Where have I come to?

Busy day at work followed by a drive to burton on Trent to stay at the St George's Park Hilton. Odd place- it was in the middle of nowhere and very poorly lit. When I finally arrived I discovered that st George's park is the national football centre which explained the football themed rooms and the large numbers of men in track suits. I felt rather out of place , particularly when I saw the national anthem on one of the walls in the lobby!