Watch Out For The Clampers!

"Now son, you stay in the cab. Daddy just has to run into the station for a minute. And if you see a traffic warden coming - yes, that's right; the grumpy f*#kers in the brown - if you see one, toot the horn to let me know!"

I know there's cutbacks on the perks at Irish Rail, but surely that's going too far!