Knifey Spoony

'You call that a knife? This is a knife!'
'That's not a knife, that's a spoon'
'Alright, alright you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.'

Original quote if you didn't guess where it was from

No knifes at work for lunch today, no forks even. So this spoon will have to do. It was also the last one. Might need to bring my own in!