Stumped

First topic of study at medical school - colon cancer...

A highly specialised and complicated field that take years of dedication and hard study to understand, diagnose, manage and treat compassionately and professionally

And they decide to give it to medical students who, as yet, don't know their arse from their elbow and wouldn't know what compassion was even if it danced naked in front of them wearing nothing but a tea cosy

Bravo Birmingham, you've surpassed yourself!