If You Want To Get Ahead...

...Get a cycle helmet.
Work this morning (so much nicer than going in for the afternoon).
Alfie's gone over to mum and dad's on his own to watch the Arsenal match. D went to Halfords and bought him a new cycle helmet as his other one was very small. I will worry until he gets back.
We've just had an unexpected visitor who received some bad news this evening. We gave him gin and sympathy.