I am a line-man for the county...

I've deliberately chopped off Brian's head so that he remains unidentifiable. Would you want people to see you wearing bondage gear for work?

Of course Brian works for BT Open Reach (or whatever they call themselves this week) and he was scootling up a telegraph pole to weave whatever magic is necessary in order that I can have a landline which my children ignore, preferring to ring my mobile on the odd occasion when they need my wisdom.

Not much exercise today as I'm trying to catch up with odd bits and bobs. The module I work on for the OU goes live on Saturday and today we finally got the stuff which we need to get sorted because students have access tomorrow.