Too soon

http://youtu.be/_nhssMi2FtA

This is not a wind up.
I really did see this in a ground floor flat in Bedford Road.

Far, far too soon.
I think there should be a law against this.
I don't give a hoot if they, "really like Christmas."
I really like tequila, but I don't drink it all the time. In fact I don't have a bottle in the house. If I drank it all the time I'd be an alcoholic.
So what does this make this sad person. Answers on christmas card postcard please.

http://youtu.be/tb63PdPweDc

Ok ok.
Not cool. But it was a few years before this song, and it was in an attic folk club in an army barracks in Germany.