You Say Sausages, I Say Bacon...

Me: "Ooh, could really go for a sausage sammich!"
Kie: "Ooh me too!"
Rich: "We don't have any sausages..."
Phil: "I'll go buy some sausages, I really fancy a sammich too."
Me: "Yey Phil, you're the best!"
*Phil goes to shop*
*I eagerly anticipate sausages*
*Phil returns from shop*
Me: "YEY, SAUSAGES ARE HERE!"
Phil: "Shit....."