Off With Its Head

The best laid plans o'mice an' men gang aft agley.

I brought home a pineapple this morning for tonight's dessert, but with the ulterior motive of it providing a blip on this dreich Tuesday.
Unfortunately I was outsmarted by His Lordship, who with undue haste, chopped its head off and dismembered its body before I had time to ask for a reprieve.

There was an unseemly scrabbling in the bin to retrieve the top knot and rebuild what was left into some semblance of its former glory.

Here you have the result. Any missing parts have already been eaten and enjoyed.