Classy

I took Mrs Raheny to the theater tonight. 
It's kinda called the Bord Gais theater but it should really be called the Creaky Seat theater.
And what's the craic with bringing back wheelbarrows of popcorn back into the auditorium after the interval?!  
I must be mellowing with old age, I managed to blank it out quite rapidly.
At least the popcorn munching was distracting me from the creaky seat, and the woman will the mobile phone that went off.