Feel the

Me fluffy arse... 

Thanks Iarnrod Eireann for another fun trip. 

You've upped your game again. 

What could be more fun that being squashed in a packed, old, smelly train with hundreds of grumpy commuters? 

I'll tell you what, what don't you get them all to get off at Connolly and join the hundreds of grumpy commuters already crammed into another  packed, old, smelly train? 

Bridge strike?
Bridge strike me arse.

Them bridges, they must have a fierce pugnacious union...